The copywriting is so terrible it sounds like they could have lifted it from the description of a new line of graphic t’s from urban outfitters.

We had a scorpion in the bathroom this summer! But it was a tiny baby in the shower so I washed it out. I’m assuming yours was full sized and obnoxious, because mine was an instagram shot then a few scoopfuls of water and problem solved.

Joe Jonas - you’ll never be Nick, just stop now

I find it very patronizing (is that the right use of that word pls help) of him to do that. They’re OK only if they’re included in the card that is attached to a real gift.

So it’s pronounced “pie-po”?

Using the word “happened” makes me irate. Greg Hardy did it in his fake apology on twitter and it just makes me gag. Things that can happen to you:

Definitely! Though if I’m being serious, my mom is more of a sit on the couch and watch her perform at the oscars type, so I think I just need to consider whether or not I want to get tickets for myself :)

I was just gonna get her the album and let that suffice, you are a much better gifter than me. Plus, according to the chart by the time she gets to Boston it’s only going to be half as good as it’s supposed to be anyway.

that IS amazing! He’s like “I’ve got just the ticket. brb!”

I’m with you, athlete’s bodies are something to be revered, and I think this shot does that while also saying “I’m the boss”

Isn’t being able to tell kids they’ll never amount to anything part of the benefits package in some schools?

Yes yes yes, by asking them to clarify/elaborate you get to watch their face contort while they try to think of a way to explain what they were trying to say or what they meant in a way that’s not offensive, which of course is impossible. It’s the closest thing to witnessing head implosion.

I said the same thing (and I kinda like the song too).

I know, I’m reading all the other comments kind of afraid to admit that I listened to the whole album about a month ago. Space Boots, Karen Don’t Be Sad, are good songs. My main complaint was that there are too many songs, and they are start to blend together after a while. If there’s any fetishization going on, it’s…

I know this is not going to be a popular opinion and maybe I am not thinking hard enough (or too hard, can’t decide) but I think the point of the song is that she is also pointing out how fucked up the baby fetish is.

I’m not even a diehard and one of my all time favorites of hers was doing “speechless” on the ellen show, of all places.

My first thought was also “only $75?”

Thank you for this. It takes a lot of energy to play mental gymnastics to try to convince myself it didn’t happen that way, but in my heart and mind I knew the truth. Seeing it on plain paper really cements it. It was during a very “loose” time where I was seeking out intimacy often, to try to fill some kind of void…

Have you tried it? I did it last year for something else and it felt really good. Although honestly it could just be the passage of time that is working, and not the EMDR.

I’m from the northeast, so sadly it is someone else (maybe they’re cousins lol)