I wasn’t sure to leave that part in or not. Honestly it’s such a strange spot to be in, where I’m trying to decide if I’m a victim or just an idiot (why-not-both.gif). It doesn’t change the course of events, only how I process and move on from them.

New York’s hottest club is “whaa?”

This story coincidentally is one of the memories I am going to get EMDR for soon, so I can Men-in-Black that shit from my brain.

I really do love that the actual “sex” part of the first sex story is completed in the four words, “Bieber does his thing.”

I also ship this

Robert really dropped the ball on this one.

The wild office parties kill me - they really are that crazy? What is the next day like?

...and expanded the scope of work

Just because we are shitty at protecting animals now does not mean we shouldn’t do anything at all about keeping them from extinction. It seems to me like letting them go extinct would just be enabling more being shitty at protecting animals. Enabling might not be the right word, maybe “allowing” or “permitting” is…

I’m in the “more good than harm” camp. Unless it’s some super champion show dog I don’t see breeders going this route when millions of dogs are perfectly capable of reproducing for free, as the OP rightly said. And even then, easy conception and delivery is something “good” breeders aim for so if a female couldn’t get…

I just left a comment on something yesterday admonishing youngsters for overzealous use of the word “goals”, but seriously 8 double crusts in 15 minutes? GOALS!

Pies are my thing too! It was only 3 of us this year though, so I decided to buy a Julian pie because I’ve never had one and I did not feel like making apple, and we made a french silk pie because I firmly believe there should be a balanced ratio of non-fruit pies to fruit pies.

Hi again emfish!

Especially with big sites like that where the minimum spend is five figures to begin with, it’s easy to sweeten the pot with other offers like chats.

Thanks to this perfect gif I came back and read the most recent comments. Wtf is that guy talking about? He basically put a funny mustache on Santorum’s argument and everyones like “oh thank you for splaining it in simpler terms!”

Came here to make an ashy lips comment, glad I checked the comments first. hear hear!

The comments to this post are much like the Facebook comments I saw on the “inspirational quotes mean you’re dumb” post - “whatever, you’re full of shit, I only do that when I [some thing about how it comes easier to other people, thus proving the original point of the article].”

Exactly, it’s all about the niche communities. We are in edtech and teachers are all about twitter, it is awesome. For anyone who is sad about the state of public education, just look at a few teachers’ twitter streams and you will have renewed hope. There are some amazing educators doing really cool stuff with…

I thought cuffing season was so that you had a partner to bring with you to insufferable holiday parties and can fake an illness so you can leave early. But then you’ll probably go home and do the sex thing anyway so I guess that is the goal after all.

Excellent response!