When did people start pushing this narrative that sports are popular because it is “an escape from the real world”?

The commissioner’s office released the following statement: “If there’s a more impartial way to decide these things than with a Magic 8 Ball, then I’d love it if the judge would share.”

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

Or foot stuff!

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

I don’t know why I love this so much, but I do. I love this so much.

this guy is now my favorite baseball player ever.

THAS DISRESPECCINT HE TREWPZ

The Next Matt Stares

Great, now Trump uses kinja...

The joke is that there was news this morning that McGregor “agreed to terms with Dana White” on said fight and was reported by places like ESPN in a tone that suggested this was a major step in the fight happening, when in reality McGregor is already under contract with White and his having to agree to however many…

The signing of such a high-profile contract is bound to have its detractors, but I am not one of them. Congrats to the whole Deadspin staff on this momentous occassion!

That ball was always in hell, it just relocated from one part of 2017 America to another.

I wonder if Ty Cobb will throw it back?

not clicking a hyper-linked “porn dads” regardless of what the URL is

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?