Clearly, a regime change is needed. The cult-leading, nuclear war-hungry, authoritarian madman has to go.

When did people start pushing this narrative that sports are popular because it is “an escape from the real world”?

The commissioner’s office released the following statement: “If there’s a more impartial way to decide these things than with a Magic 8 Ball, then I’d love it if the judge would share.”

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Jeez if he was white, he’d have a TLC show and be an Arkansas state senator.

Or foot stuff!

My favorite Deadspin bit so has been your insistence on calling this show All Takes Matter. I have no idea what this show is actually called and I love it that way.

I don’t know why I love this so much, but I do. I love this so much.

this guy is now my favorite baseball player ever.

THAS DISRESPECCINT HE TREWPZ

The Next Matt Stares

Great, now Trump uses kinja...

That ball was always in hell, it just relocated from one part of 2017 America to another.

I wonder if Ty Cobb will throw it back?

not clicking a hyper-linked “porn dads” regardless of what the URL is

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

they must , they simply must have tried to make a antigravity device by smearing butter on the backs of cats, its roughly the same logic used