“Now, all at once everyone... SCOWL”

It’s so obvious how staged this is. Even sadder when you realize he staged it to one-up Obama’s. 

Honestly, I’m amazed the pic doesn’t have their laptop monitors facing the camera, giving away sensitive information.

Look at the rat’s nest of cables there. Christ. Does no one in that place own a couple of zip ties?

You gotta love the showmanship inherent in his obviously staged situation room photo “during” the raid that killed Al-Baghdadi:

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

OK, but we still all agree, fuck Zack Hample, right?

Clearly you are attempting to be humerus in your description of The President of the United States.

Goodell: “Last night, Billy Cole disrespected the Cleveland Cats, disgraced his L.A. Stallions teammates, and tarnished the Shield with his shameful actions. Also, some people got shot.”

Fat Guy touchdowns also lead to Fat Guy group touchdown celebrations.

Fat Guy touchdowns are the best touchdowns. This is a fact.

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

So a child asking a question about football: funny. A working professional, who happens to be a woman, asking a question: just as funny!

So you’re saying a woman talking about sports is about the same as a child talking about sports? Newsflash: a lot of women out there actually know and understand sports, especially when those women are sportswriters.

That’s not a bad take, that is the worst take.

He seems to have learned, he is wildly offensive.

Cam better be careful; any douchier and misogynistic and he’ll end up on the Cowboys.