I checked, and this is the first time Deadspin has ever tagged him in a post, which is a very, very good sign.

I guess it’s a good sign of his leadership that I’d never heard of Peter Holt until two minutes ago.

Regardless of what song they choose it will have suddenly disappeared come playoff time.

This article was awesome. Don’t have much more to say.

Pour one out for the ESPN Zone.

There’s no way Fresh Choice isn’t the name of the section with the sad prepackaged wraps inside a gas station.

Burger King hot dogs are a bit pricier than ideal, with the Classic going for $1.99 and the Chili Cheese $2.29. It feels ridiculous to call a perfectly good two-buck sandwich overpriced,

Pride F/C Japan Feb 15, 2004 : 1st punch out = KO. 2nd punch = Super Awareness. 3rd punch = Splash Heaven. 4th punch = Super Wind Splash Heaven

If there’s a 55-gallon drum of something near Tiger that he uses to “slather” on anything, it’s not Bengay.

Nala - “I’m too sexy for this car, too sexy for this car.”

“He can’t move well; painful to sit. Sits in car with seat fully reclined.”

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”...solid description of the GOP debates

“We’re talking about celebrity stuff, not politics.”

They could run a three on three tournament, help the US get ready for the next Olympics!

Paul, pierced.

Eh, its Kentucky. Old dudes picking up preteens is pretty much a way of life.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

Stop! That’s My Wife! is Peyton Manning’s erotic rebuttal to Al Jazeera

Butts: A Game By Tina Belcher.