Because this post shouldn't run without this virtuoso bit from last night's LWT:

The NFL and the past two weeks of domestic violence rhetoric is nothing more than the hot button topic of the day to these people. All this talk about getting tough on DV is nonsense. After a while, all will be forgotten, and "getting tough on DV" will go by the wayside yet again. It's farcical. I'm a prosecutor…

How can you be so sure this will kill the meme? It might propel it to new heights given Winston's visibility and stature on campus; I'm betting a lot of people are hearing about it for the first time today. Indeed, someday we may look back and say Winston's act was the meme's Seminole moment.

37 yards

How far can you punt a football?

I'd have to read to answer this

Yes, your comments are definitely living proof of, uh, something. Thanks for stopping by!

Penn state fans very concerned about protecting children, suddenly.

"I also understand after meeting with a psychologist that there are other alternative ways of disciplining a child that may be more appropriate."

Sorry Samer this should be filed to Reauxmance actually.

Hardwick's story is great. He walked on as a junior at Purdue the year after Brees lead them to the Rose Bowl. He hadn't played football since 9th grade. He told the defensive line coaches he played linebacker and told the linebacker coaches he played defensive line to cover for the fact he knew little about…

I think I can win this.

1. Fried

Done.

Their earlier tweets are pretty corny and tone-deaf. But, to be fair, they say that delivery is 90% of comedy, and DiGiorno doesn't do delivery.

Wow, so many apologies in a row; it's like he's in the Cal-zone!

I'm surprised no one was trying to stop it. I mean, it's a giant inflatable, and it looks deceptively soft and safe. Instead everyone is simply scrambling to get out of the way. I'd probably jump in front of it and see what happened.