The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

What we have learned today is that these morons cannot be in front of a camera for longer than 50 seconds without saying something monumentally stupid.

He's real!

Here's a free one: Please Samer, Don't Hurt Em. It really only works if your name's Samer.

I am a Penn State alum. I was a Penn State fan before going to school there. The large student body meant that no matter what you liked or what you did, you could find friends. I had a fantastic time there.

The crab stealing QB plays for Florida State not Florida.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

LASAGNAS: RANKED

His T-Shirt appears to say "Expand."

A gay man showering with a bunch of straight men is nothing like a straight man showering with women. Maybe it would be if we lived in some kind of alternate universe where gay men were constantly sexually assaulting and degrading straight men, but until that happens, you need to get the hell out of here with that.

True but the relationship was doomed because the two aren't even related. Sick fucks.

Index for regular nostril excavating.

Good thing he's not in the NFL. They might suspend him for two or three games.

What a disgusting, sick, psychopathic, mouth breathing, Neanderthal bro. I hope he goes to jail forever. Good riddance.

I hope his whole face looks like his ear when he goes to prison

don't know who decided deadspin dot com was the depository for bestiality posts, but thank you.

For fuck snakes

So lots of tongue, got it.