*goes to self checkout line due to shame of being seen by cashier with mega size box of Totino’s Pizza Rolls*

OK then, let’s do this....*beep*

“PLEASE PLACE TO-TIN-OS PIZZA ROLLS IN BAGGING AREA”

Oh god *slinks underneath machine*

As a Rhode Islander, I heavily support all use of Narragansett beer for cooking purposes (and drinking)

Father and son take in an All-American minor league instructional baseball game:

*crack of the bat as Tebow hits an All-American HR*

Father: “Hear that, son?”

S: “What is it, Dad?”

F: “That’s the sound of a hero securing himself long-term endorsement deals as he scams his way into a sport he has no real business being in.…

Did he....did he realize he was on TV at that last second?

Really, North Carolina??? You're making me side with the NCAA?!?

Ahahahahah the Route 4 RI Patriots busting out of the Green Monster with the 11-10 score over the Yanks! I’ve driven past that thing a million times, and it never gets old. It’s one of my favorite things to point out to friends visiting out of town.

Shouldn’t you be in the Facebook comments?

Ashley, can we expect continued coverage on Donald Trump from you? Now that Gawker is in Harambe Heaven, I’m jonesin’ for my snarky political articles, but I’ve got NOTHING!!!

Early RPGs — a link to the past, ff7, chrono trigger, Mario RPG. Those were the adolescent years. My true childhood were the classic NES games!

Is it a stretch to say this may be the greatest article of the year so far on Deadspin?

Holy shit, these goddamn horse people

Will the Celtics be able to compete for an NBA title in the next 5 years or so?

Any Bear Friday today??????

That's brutal. But not completely inaccurate.

What awful, awful sports figure do you want to see most speak at the TRUMP convention this summer?

BEAR FRIDAY, BABY!!! Get a cold one and kick back with some fuzzy bears everyone, I’ll be by the pool