*head explodes*

Yeah, herbs are really ——— D’OH

DEMPSEY! ZARDES!!! Gooooaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllll

Goddamnit jermaine jones

The King Cake Baby is absolutely terrifying, dear god

I love Bear Fridays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can’t bankrupt a good bear!!!

What the hell is Barstool Sports???

bees #5? bees are the devil, bees can FUCK RIGHT OFF

Re: Boxing announcers, there’s nothing better than Harold Lederman just immediately yelling into the microphone with his analysis every few rounds.

What’s the bathroom situation at DEADSPIN HQ like? Is it a stall situation, a single roomer, a public area in the building itself? Does anyone utilize secret bathrooms for pooping that no one else knows about?

Interestingly enough, RGIII liked to play Creed’s album “my own prison” during the team lifts

As a GERD sufferer, let me add my own thoughts:

*the fundo surgery should not be an option for most people unless your symptoms are REALLY BAD. and make sure your doctor is 200% on board with you doing it.
*lying down flat on my back immediately causes my stomach to bubble up acid and vibrate, so I don’t do that. always…

Tommy’s John Surgery???

aaaand I’m done with the internet today

My exact feelings when I found out he wasn’t going to drink the beer

when you become a meme

Future Hot Takes:

Literally lol’d

when judge judy comes on and everyone keeps talking

I’m glad we have some CLARIFICATION on this matter. It’s always good to have CLARIFICATION when dealing with a serious medical issue.