Cool, now if only Target could stop treating their workers like shit, busting attempts at starting a union, and — oh who am I kidding

This is good trolling kinja

How are the sports doing?????

This is the anti-Rudy post I’ve been waiting for!!!

Best place I've pissed outside: on a brown university building. SUCK IT, IVIES

WHOOPS

if MSU loses I’m breaking my monitors anyway

Dual monitors all day baby

DOCTOR SHARK-BIRD *clap, clap, clapclapclap*

Scene: a smoke filled office, downtown. The Sheriff takes a swig of whiskey while the corded phone rings

Me and my girlfriend are currently obsessed with the $4 long island iced teas from TGI Friday’s. We are drunken, drunken trash

ahahaha

Came for the Boo-urns joke after seeing the headline, was not disappointed

Real-life Coconut Mall!!!!! SOMEBODY PLEASE ADD COCONUT MALL MUSIC TO THIS

If he REALLY cared about Drew’s column, he would know this

Does the quality of the art matter? He is fuzzy and warm and good

It took me a second. But when I got it....oh baby!

Not satan, just an unlikable prick