More likely he forgot when he became president, he thought two years was long enough ago to blame Obama.

After all, it’s much less humiliating for them if the reason Kevin Durant isn’t a Knick is because they didn’t really want him, rather than him not wanting them.

I’m not the first to observe this, but Durant with limited mobility is basically Dirk

Harassing a woman he doesn’t know must be a refreshing change of pace for him

So you’re saying that the most effective protest would be to give up her global platform, the enormous stage that magnifies her protest so people can actually see it the world over, and generate converation.

They’re like boats. Better to be an “appreciator” rather than an “owner.”

They need to wise up quick. We’re getting close to the point in history where Old Glory robot insurance is actually going to come in handy.

My office definitely has traps. The people who planned the office and its policies and the people who run the company are not the same. As an example, sure we have a ping-pong table, but we also have a COO who makes snippy remarks about people playing ping-pong when they should be working. It’s definitely a bit toxic.

“You mean I have unlimited vacation days? That’s amazing!”

There it is, really. They’ve spent so much time being disingenuous that they cant fathom the thought that people hate their guy for legitimate reasons. 

I love when a bunch of wiseacres get together to tear apart a film or TV show. Some of my fondest moviegoing memories are purposefully going to the theatre, with great relish, to lambaste “Aspen Extreme” and “K2" live, in real time, with a crowdful of alpine aesthetes. We did not and were not disappoint.

Just found a video of Matt coming home to Brad after one of those parties:

I’m not putting my lips on anything in some strange bar bathroom.

And they all congratulated you for giving the best blow job.

Man, using a Benoit gif really made this whole kid thing come full circle, huh.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid? They are 2000 degree pinwheels that make odd noises and twitch nonstop while driving their tiny feet in to your sides.

Just a reminder that July 1st is coming here soon.

And you certainly don’t run up the score by 13 goals against a team who’s ranked 40 spots below you

Scoring in a World Cup is personal as much as it is for the benefit of the team. Mallory Pugh scored the eleventh goal, and it was her first ever goal in a World Cup (in her first World Cup game). Alex Morgan tied a USWNT record. It’s always a big deal to score in a World Cup, and these players are allowed to…