Yes, and you can always tell which states have restrictive fireworks laws by how many of those things are .00001 miles away from the state border

uh hey great thread guys, but linda has a work thing early in the morning so we need to take off (lin, lets go i dont think this thread is going to end well)

You weren’t wearing pants and the neighbor said “your dog is loose”?

I see, we’ve got a Schmoopy over here.

So, I’m not Dante3000, but I’ve worked almost exclusively for startup companies for my entire professional career, and I have Thoughts(tm) on Venture Capitalism.

“The reason music critics love Elvis Costello is because they all look like Elvis Costello.”

You can’t trust what Billyjoejimbob says about that Acer laptop you’ve got your eye on.

Everybody’s Nathan Peterman. Same goes for online recipes. JC, I don’t need to scroll through 10 paragraphs to find out how to make something.

That Bed O’ Tacks brand toy looks safe enough to me.

Why aren’t you asking the cop to be friendly? 

Sorry for the quick, error-ridden post. Here is the answer to inception:

Dream on Plane theory.

Cobb is an ordinary business traveler who is also a widower (who probably lost his wife to suicide) and is travelling home to his children, who are cared for by his in-laws. On the ride home, he meets a businessman named…

To me the daily show was ruined by the endless competitors/copycats, while many of them are great how many do we really need? Also trump winning ruined the “blank DESTROYS republicans” YouTube videos 

he went on a little tangent about how, actually, it was not a scuffle

Impeachment is the sole Constitutional remedy for the crimes of a sitting President.

People dying committing a misdemeanor (crossing the border): Fine

It absolutely doesn’t help you remember which is which, but if you feel like looking it up I always enjoy this meme:

But you peeked

I hocked a loogie into the kitchen sink once and she nearly had me arrested.

In general, I want more three pointers, not less.