False. If a black bear attacks you are supposed to yell and scream and get as big as you can.

He’s probably asking himself that same question.

Yup you definitely met Matt Stafford.

many of my friends back in MI refer to him a “Statford.” That said, many more are enamored with his stats and put him in the upper echelon of QB’s in the NFL, conveniently ignoring that the guy can’t beat teams over .500.

She’s probably dating a Hotep.

Even as someone with an English Education degree, embarrassment/harassment (WHICH ONE HAS TWO R’S GODDAMMIT) and convenience always fucks me up.

ceases to be

You are the living embodiment of the “white moderate” stumbling block in MLK’s famous Birmingham Prison letter.

John Hammond’s amber cane from Jurassic Park.

Why can’t black people protest peacefully?

There’s nothing anyone can say about the city of Philadelphia that Bill Burr didn’t cover in his infamous 12 minute attack on a philly audience.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

Just don’t take any books in with you.

Worse still. He also combined it with Werewolves of London.

I would argue that most people treat people based on their character.

“It is only a problem if you treat your race as your identity instead of what you think or how you act.”

Jim sounds like the type of guy who gets FUCKING PISSED when he has to press a 1 for English at an ATM.

Nope - you got it right. Folks are only mad at the bullshit circumstances surrounding the shootings/violence, the fact that it has gone on forever and nobody believes it until they see a damn video, and even when they do - zero consequences. Pretty straightforward, but damn if some white folks don’t like arguing…

Elwood: I’ll have some toasted white bread please.