If it works for Otis, it works for me.
That’s a sandwich.
Maybe she put the Freeze on in the bedroom. Hugh knows? She may Nutt be the one to kiss and tell.
Are... are we allowed to be mad at everyone who gets away with murder?
He thinks health insurance is life insurance.
Because he followed it up with a “The Broncos D gave me my second Super Bowl win” joke.
Hey Donny Jr., come here for a minute...
I’m starting to think they never gave a shit about the secure exchange of government information via email either.
As an atheist, I do not believe that there is a Hell.
Which statement inspires greater loathing:
It’s a tough race between them and people who say that they are their pets’ “mom.”
This is the animal who taught me about loving and letting go.
“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”
I’m partial to “horseshit” myself, because it’s impossible to say “horseshit” without sounding like Sam Elliott.
A lack of jobs, drug addiction, poverty.
These nosepicking simians are not my fucking peers.
He probably talks in people’s backswings and walks on people’s putting lines too. Dick.