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Like that robot that was supposed to hitchhike across the country, but got beaten up instead? But that I think turned out to be a publicity thing? Ok, so not like that at all, but did they make movie about the robot thing? Cause that sounds cool.

I was working in a movie theater when it came out, so a lot of movies from that era run together for me. But that one sticks out as particularly unenjoyable.

And you know who's behind all those conspiracies don't you? Just ask Mr. Gibson. He'll tell you.

Shanknado will get more social media buzz.

Is "Say It Isn't So" the Heather Graham and Chris Klein incest comedy?

Finally I can do that 2001 and Best in Show double feature I've always wanted to see!

The Shallows is also a better name than "The Young Lady and the Sea (Without All That Boring Fishing Bullshit.)"

It would be awesome if the movie ended on a cliffhanger. She's on the rock. She's hurt. There's a shark. Then an hour and 45 minutes later, she looks like she's about to dive in the water, cut to black and roll credits.

You're playing right into their hands!

And we are one step closer to the future Axl Rose predicted in the Estranged video. Today, no more breeding Orcas at Seaworld. Tomorrow, dolphins swimming willy nilly in the streets!

Orca? I hardly know her.

Do they still publish Beckett? It would be awesome if they still put out this big publication every month with lists of every card ever and they are all just valued at 11 cents.

I had moved and/or stopped caring when it happened, but I'm almost positive that 99x changed stations, but kept the name 99x. That's how important that damn x was to them. It was "99x on 101.3" or whatever.

I remember being at some awful all day festival thing put on by 99x, the alt rock station in Atlanta. It was the late 90's. Some teen boy was literally wearing a collar and leash and being led around by what I assume was his girlfriend. We thought it was absurd. But he probably got to feel her up under the shirt, so

Whatever that ballet was that caused the audience in France to riot because the guy used a minor key or something like that.

There weird thing to me about GG Allin (If I can put my armchair psychologist hat on) is that if you watch that documentary about him (Hated may have been the title?) it seems obvious to me that he just wanted some friends. You can see him open up and smile and be as polite and friendly as can be when strangers

There weird thing to me about GG Allin (If I can put my armchair psychologist hat on) is that if you watch that documentary about him (Hated may have been the title?) it seems obvious to me that he just wanted some friends. You can see him open up and smile and be as polite and friendly as can be when strangers

I've never been a huge Pitchfork guy. I would check it out once or twice a week or so to see if they had any reviews I was interested in. Thus, I keep forgetting about the redesign. So the last handful of times I've been there I've been completely confused and just gotten off their lawn.

Photograph, Dope Nose, Slob, and Greatest Man That Ever Lived should be on it.