I liked Nine in the Afternoon enough to check out some of their other stuff, all of which I thoroughly despised.

Getting jobbed, it's a work, and huge pop are such great phrases and it kind of breaks my heart I can't use them more often without having to stop and explain them.

Which was based on a Chris Jericho joke, which was based on a Dr Seuss joke, I believe?

Brian Hildebrand (aka WCW referee Mark Curits) wrestled as Cowabunga the Ninja Turtle. In the Memphis area I believe. It wasn't anything he was doing to try to become famous or get hired by WWF though. It was just something for the kids at the shows to get a kick out of.

There is an amazing book call 'Fall Guys: The Barnums of Bounce' that does lots of that, but it was written in the 1930s. It goes through the history of the business including the whens and whys of matches going from legitimate to fixed, the creation of titles based promoters falling out of favor with each other, and…

It's his real name. And he could also be on this list as Irwin R Schyster, wrestling tax man.

Also worth mentioning would be the Ding Dongs, Iraqi sympathizer Sgt Slaughter, and Captain Mike Rotunda, who one week was the captain of a team and the next week was the captain of a boat, complete with little sailors cap.

Paul Bearer had been saying he was going to bring in the brother that Undertaker had let die in a fire. His name was Kane, and it turned out he didn't die, but was horribly disfigured and lost the ability to speak.

"…the task incumbent upon art to spark that transformation. That art should be a means of liberating and losing yourself completely, of taking the messiness of the human condition and repurposing its tattered rags into a fabulous new outfit."

I blame the owl!

It doesn't matter what song it is as long as Dino Jr is covering it and adding 4 minutes of guitar riot at the end.

Let Gwar have Lost.

Specials - Ghost Town

"Shout Bamalama"

All TV show themes: Golden Girls, Gilligan's Island, Adams Family, Greatest American Superhero, Jeopardy

Space Lord, Mother Mother (I bought that album at Wal-Mart so it was edited)

Wilco - Spiders (Kidsmoke)

Yeah, that dude was such a blowhard. Just blindly parroting back prosecution talking points and completely dismissing the reporters any time they brought up a decent point made by the defense.

Aren't their shows like 4 hours long, too? Or is the other these guys?

But is there one called Sumcock? If not, dibs!