I’ll bring a joint and some snacks... see y’all in 20

I think McCain started and got some other people thinking about their place in the history books.

Which matches our own alt right media like Alex Jones and Breitbart. Within a few minutes of an act of mass violence, these chuckleheads are out spreading rumors about the true identity of the perpetrator. Inevitably, they will target a liberal and place the blame on him (I added an “or her” here, but that’s not…

I always joke that I’m toting around enough to feed and clothe and army, but damn if I don’t have whatever someone needs when they need it. A decent OTC (and prescription) pharmacy? check. Tissues, first aid, bug related stuff? Check. Sewing kit and string/rope? Check. Food for both the diabetics and low blood…

My husband, sons and I have started “family walks” after dinner. It means baths and bedtime are a bit later, but it is the absolute best feeling in the world to talk to my kids uninterrupted for half an hour, smile at neighbors and pet dogs along the way. I don’t know why we didn’t always do this!

Why do you think various agencies are frantically dog paddling trying to find a motive? They don’t want to admit that this guy was the logical endpoint of their worship: Angry White Man With Gun.

Can I bring my dog?

ugh, I found the tweets.

Yes: somebody has been hired to make sure a brothel is worthy of O.J. Simpson.

My parents told me that they’d take me to Disneyland when I was old enough to remember it. I’m 46. They are too old to enjoy it. Eff my childhood!

When Kidlet was 4-6 or so, we had him convinced that our car couldn’t make left turns. It started as a joke, since Mom doesn’t like turning across traffic, so she makes right turns whenever possible, and then when he asked if it was true, that the car really COULDN’T make left turns, we (being the ginormous family of…

Nah, don’t feel like a chump...my parents were devious brats. They are both pretty hilarious and loving, but damn, they enjoyed teasing the crap out of us. My mom and grandpa also used to ask us if the driveway was okay if we fell on it and came in crying.

I think there was a Pissing Contest (and why won’t Jezebel bring that back) about embarrassing stuff Dads did in front of dates. I remember a couple. One Dad would trot out his ukulele and perform a couple of numbers. Another one, or maybe the same one, would play the electric organ and try to get people to sing…

Try some bitter nail polish. My brother sucked his thumb until he was 7 and has had teeth and mouth problems his entire life because of it. He just finished his 2nd round of Invisalign after having braces for YEARS as a kid. Thumb sucking is usually an anxiety soothing activity. Teach her meditative breathing or face…

I have straight hair, which I hated as a kid. My grandmother told me eating bread crusts would make it curly.

Her nose is not pinched and her eyes are not squinty. Her hair looks healthier too, which is amazing considering she had cancer recently.

This woman is full of shit. She wasn’t being rejected because of her appearance, she was being rejected because she is FUCKING NUTS.

The nose job was very subtle and not that Melania/Ivanka telltale nose job. Her surgeon is not as shitty as I’d expected.

Well, that was $50,000 wasted. She looks the same as she would have if she’d gotten a good concealer, slept 8 hours a night, and drank 8 glasses of water.

If men were never picking her, I’m going to bet it had nothing to do with her beauty and everything to do with her horrible personality.