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If the Dems make an issue of this in 2018 it will blow up in their faces. So I guess it’s a fair bet to say that that’s exactly what they’ll do: putting up some milquetoast Third Way candidates whose only point of contention with the GOP is how big to make the cuts to welfare, and who will then spend the whole

Just goes to show that snake oil works, no matter what era you’re in.

Anyone who saw this money-laundering white supremacist incompetent asshole rile up their hateful base and thought to themselves “yeah, but she seems bitchy” and stayed home is NOT DECENT. Anyone who thought that a self-proclaimed sexual abuser was better than that uppity woman who needed to be taken down a notch

Why do people perpetrate online hoaxes? Why do people shoot from a 32 story building? Why do people vote for Trump? Why do people throw a kitten out of a moving car (my foster cat)? Why do people abuse loved ones? Why do people drive PT Cruisers? I just don’t know anymore. People are crazy, that’s all I got.

Expecting Trump to drain the swamp is like expecting a termite to improve wood integrity. Me, I expected Trump to be so horrible that everyone and their mothers unite to defenestrate his entire being before he can serve an entire term. Based on his overall approval ratings we are ALMOST THERE, we just need Congress to

“It will protect those children who science has proven can feel pain, and give them a chance to grow and live full and happy lives,”

LOL I have a worse one - on MeetMe, I got a message from this guy who had clearly copy-pasted his whole profile from the internet. It said he liked Virginia Woolf, so I asked him what his favorite work of Woolf’s was.

Symmetry, the unobtainium of genes

I have been tempted once or twice for a split second to respond “yes” to an overture from a poly person... And then I envisioned exactly the scenario you speak of. It really sucks that you experienced that :p I also kind of hate how male-dominated the culture seems to be, with the very idea of a “one penis policy” and

If you meet a vegan poly that does Crossfit, what do they tell you about first?

I find OKQ similarly dispiriting. Under Favorite Books, Music and Movies one frequently cannot find someone who’s listed a single fucking book. Could it be one of the reasons we’re in the political shithole we find ourselves in today? You be the judge!

Or they THINK they are Poly, because thy think they’ll have unlimited options all the time. 

This haircut makes her look like a q-tip

He will golf while the world burns.

Six hours of relative non-physical activity centers on conversations, so there’s a reason people say business gets done on the course.

I’m this kid every day.

Could someone physically beat him with that fucking trophy, seriously, this is just garbage.

Jesus H Christ you have got to be fucking kidding me. A trophy? A fucking trophy? A mother fucking goddamn fucking trophy. Sorry about the lack of food, shelter, clean water and electricity Puerto Rico. Here’s a trophy from a golf tournament. No, you don’t get the actual trophy. It’s just dedicated to you.

Talk about a “let them eat cake” moment.