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Not only that, we raised shit ton of soldiers for the Union and had the highest per capita of soldiers in the Union Army. Also, Grant and Sherman are both from Ohio. This is why we have the damn Columbus Blue Jackets.

It goes further than that. Ulysses Motherfucking Grant was born in Ohio.

She deserved better. šŸ˜ž

Omfg thank you. I seriously do not understand the adulation. He was a misogynist who also perpetuated the stereotype of women needing to be blonde, skinny, and white in order to be found attractive, for fuckā€™s sake. Like, rest in peace or whatever, but the dude was no feminist hero.

My sister dated a Sebastian. His nickname was SeaBass.

If it werenā€™t such an enormous waste of money and resources, Iā€™d love to throw out the underwear I had to wear during my period each month.

ā€œAfter observing your emotion and realizing the psychological damages I inflicted...I decided to write to you, not to obtain from you some sort of indulgence. I want to come to you as a human being to tell you how much I regret my gesture, how much I have been moved and touched to see you in tears.ā€

ā€œ...how much I regret my gesture...ā€ Dude, you didnā€™t drop off a stale bundt cake 6 weeks after her grandmother died. You robbed her. But Iā€™m sure the judge will love it.

Iā€™ll thrown my hat into this ring.

Ya, Iā€™m gonna trust the nutso scientologist. riiiiight.

Jared Kushner, Donald Trumpā€™s adenoidal nitwit of a son-in-law and highly inexperienced political advisor, is registered to vote in the state of New York as a woman.

ā€œKushner canā€™t even fill out the most basic paperwork without screwing it up, so itā€™s a mystery why anyone thinks heā€™s somehow going to bring peace to the Middle East.ļ»æ

This is that voter fraud they keep talking about, right? He wonā€™t be permitted to vote until he fixes it?

heā€™s easily confused, and is clearly an MFā€™er.

Iā€™m convinced one of my good friends settled down and had a kid with someone not quite compatible because her younger sister did. I mean, this guy MOVED 1 year into them dating and completely ghosted her. She drove by his house only to discover he didnā€™t live there any more. She begged and begged for them to get backā€¦

Especially after 8 years of hearing ā€œNot My President!ā€

I doubt that most Dolt 45 supporters ever used their brains much before the election. They are more like Pavlovā€™s famous dogs - salivate when the right sound bite is shouted, run for the food bowl. And thanks to GOP funding cuts state-by-state, willful ignorance and stupidity is now something to brag about.

My eyeballs fell out of my head when I got to the part about the OBAMA supporter having voted for TRUMP. Jesus fucking christ, nothing means anything anymore, itā€™s all absurd, what are we even fucking doing on this planet.

ā€œhasnā€™t given Trump a chanceā€