This week I’ve had two trips to Bristol, which is super busy compared to my small town. Although I live fairly close by, I’ve never been before, only passed through on a train. Knowing I don’t like crowded places, or new places, or new and crowded places, I was preparing myself for a full blown panic attack and…

But can you shade someone who doesn’t know they are being shaded?

I’m heading for Scotland in the next few weeks. Hoping to be heartily amused and a bit mesmerized by the men!

True. But Will and Harry seem to be making themselves busier these days. And anyone looks busy and hardworking compared to the Trumps.

I’m a very tall guy who used to run the 440 in high school. Divisional champ. Decades later I’m a very tall guy who could stand to lose 40 pounds. You did more today than I could have when I was in high school (they weren’t big on weight training for the runners, we were supposed to be like greyhounds.) I envy your…

Exit light, enter night pretty much sums up this entire administration.

Dude, that is so fucking amazing! I mean, not the shouting—that bit’s awful—but the only way I could burn 700 calories in an hour is by forgetting a pizza in the oven.

The translation of her smile: “You cheeky monkey you!”

I get this feeling. I’ve been in the same boat most of my life, myself.

TW: weight loss.

I just got promoted to full-time! Extra vacation time, here I come!

Charlotte will be the next ruler. By any means necessary.

He’s the image of Philip, only he has red hair instead of blond. Look up Diana’s sister- they have the same red hair. Wonder if Baby Cambridge 3 will be ginger?

It’s the classic British backhand.

Isn’t that the sign against the evil eye?

Just can’t wait to not be king.

I am sure he was being ironic; it’s British humour, I think. One hears that and realizes that one hasn’t been very busy at all. Then shame and guilt set in before righting the course.

I just really hope Charles takes the job for however long the mourning period is for Elizabeth, then passes it along. I’ve never liked him, and he has no hope of being anything but disappointing as the follow up to his mom.

It’s called SHADE.

Normally I assume people are reading way too much into stuff, but one of my younger brothers looks a lot like Prince Harry (has been told by strangers he should get a job impersonating him, etc.) and this is the EXACT facial expression he makes when he’s doing something secretly rascally and thinks he’s getting away…