But why not both? And there are others.

Why go to a woman? Go to the big one. When the weather goes bad, sacrifice the leader, he is clearly not doing his job.

Ok, this is very true. Do like the vacations with no children thing. May reassess.

Beals and Lopez before Aniston? Really? Lopez seems like the kind of girl who would drop you for a shady boyfriend in a HOT MINUTE. Aniston is a friend for life...and goes on amazing, booze fueled vacations without any screaming children.

Last week I had a dream I was dancing with Patrick Swayze. He was SO NICE. Made my whole day.

Fucking exhausted. I’m seriously considering leaving all my porch furniture in the house and garage at this point.

Side note: fuck Jim Cantore.

Just speaking as someone who has lived most of his life in south Florida, I wouldn’t go as far as saying this is the “new norm.” It’s just like every hurricane season.

She’s already earmarked for the Bear Gods. I nominate Huckabee Sanders.

Caribbean folks are a resilient bunch but this is the ultimate test of our spirit. My heart aches for those preparing to go through this hurricane ordeal once more.

I volunteer Betsy DeVos as the first person to be ceremonially sacrificed to see if we can appease the weather gods.

......thanx for including Coolidge.......

You would drink with Jennifer Lopez? But she seems so joyless, what fun would that be?

What about Jennifer Tilly?

These storms individually have little impact on the climate trend. Even having this many in a single season isn’t enough to raise any kind of alarm. The data we’re collecting though will tell us whether this will become a climate trend - and thus a part of climate change - and help us determine if these storm cycles…

I kept reading headline as “Aresholes”

Take them to a shoe repair place and get new soles, and you’ll have another year’s wear out of them, at least.

I read this heading as

I read this as assholes filing for bankruptcy. Thought it was an article on how millennials have ruined pooping.