Nikon: See, we told you there were no women photographers. 

Wow, you’re friend has a shit lawyer that sounds like her ex’s BFF.

As someone who works in the photo biz, this story makes me sad on multiple levels.

Your friends lawyer was garbage. Who advises their client not to seek support? And a mandated order has zero impact on your credit score.

He’s such a fucking manbaby. “More progress against ISIS in the last nine months...” What? H0w? Based on what? These are just words. And his dumbfuck supporters will just look at them and say “See!?!” without even one thought as to what they actually mean.

Please tell me you typed this on your way to get in a fight with Batman.

Nice of Bella Hadid to respect and support the reporter. She held onto her sister screaming for help when that dumb asshole tried to pick her up and walk off with her as a joke too.

laughing gas + novocaine + Hamilton + duck lip filler = you’re welcome

Les Moonves is scary as fuck. I bring you CBS’s primetime programming as proof.

Every year around Easter a shop would set up a giant bunny statue in their window. Whenever we passed the store my grandma would stop and look at it with me. She told me that this was the real Easter bunny, but he couldn’t move when someone was looking at him (a bit like a weeping angel I just realized). After that…

Those are fucked up. And I don’t think watching the kids scream and swear and hit the parents is funny either. It’s just all an indication of the rest of their parenting.

Worse is that they only did it to the 2 children from his previous relationship and left their other 3 out. Playing “favorites” like that does serious damage to all of the kids. :(

One of my favorite memories of my childhood is when my grandmother tricked me into thinking I’d grown carrots in our garden in the span of three hours.

Like I said to my daughter, if I ever play a trick on her it will never be nasty or harmful and she will always laugh or have something enjoyable at the end of it. Like the time we tricked her into thinking we were just having a nice breakfast for her Gran’s birthday but really we had arranged for us to go to…

Are whoopee cushions still okay? You can pry them from my cold dead hands. Those cold dead hands by the way will have hand buzzers. And paper snakes will shoot out of my asshole.

I’m honestly annoyed even by those “I ate your Halloween candy...JUST KIDDING!” videos. I mean, why would you think it’s funny to mess with your child’s trust in their parents?

He was too busy undermining his wife’s* career for a larf. He’ll get to it next week.

I made the mistake of googling this guy and saw a picture of him.

Wow when Andy Dick thinks you’ve got a screw lose you might want to get some help.

The person who made 2 girls 1 cup needs to be locked in an underground prison for the rest of his life.