Between that, It, all the caveperson rape in Clan of the Cave Bear, and the incest in Flowers in the Attic it’s amazing I got out of my teen years without having been grossed out of ever having sex altogether.

Of course. He comes from a family of money. When Trump says “fine people” you know he means sons of rich people

You can’t spell Rupert Ditsworth without both “shit” and “turd”

The case was eventually tried in adult court, and Tarsey, painting testimonial pictures/ oh, oh, oh, oh, told the Herald that he pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor, claiming he’s just an excitable boy.

You know... locker room behavior.

I’m wondering if this upstanding gentleman kept his hammer past a secret from his wife? Wouldn’t that be an unpleasant discovery about your husband, Subway Jared level horror.

He’s a member of the Knights of Columbus, for Christ’s sake.

hahaha, I know. First thought and second thought:

Tarsey went on to get married, have children, and volunteer on the Trump campaign.

Why do these types NEVER seem to kill themselves first instead of taking it out on the rest of us?

Florida is an at-will state. They don’t need to wait for him to resign, they can fire him. Fucking idiots.

I look forward to the plaintiff’s lawyers backing up a dump truck’s worth of settled law that shows a business of public accommodation like this doesn’t qualify as exercise of free speech, and burying the defendant’s table in it. 

To be fair, I get where they’re coming from. When my partner and I get married, we’re not going to be doing it for the enormous financial benefits, legal benefits or out of sheer love. We’ve decided we’re going to get married specifically so we can oppress the freedoms of Christian bakers. That’s just how we roll.

Maybe he’ll publish it now as a fuck-you.

I will always be proud to have been published by Vanity Fair in the Graydon Carter years (even if it was just on the website). Which reminds me to finish my second story for them...

But could he please go ahead with the snake oil Gwyneth article first??

Plus no one has really filled that niche of stories about something bizarre happening to a weird rich person since Dominick Dunne died. My mom and I joke that every other issue had a Dominick Dunne article about Edmond Safra. 

Graydon, who famously refused to seat Kim Kardashian in his restaurant, must have struggled to find celebrities he deemed worthy of a cover but would also actually sell copies.

I wish he had had the cojones to publish that piece on Gwyneth Paltrow a few years ago that made her so angry!

Graydon Carter’s haircut will be flown at half mast in tribute.