I love this idea! Can I outsource, say, 100 lbs of my excess body fat? Surely there’s got to be some out there who needs it, if only temporarily....

Me too. Also a little ragey. Your best friend is your best friend and your husband is your husband and never the twain shall meet. Your best friend has no other skin in than the game than your happiness and well-being. Your husband has his own emotional/financial/sexual interests in play. Keep them separate. It will…

Totally a racket for the you-wear-this-half-of-a-heart-necklace-and-I’ll-wear-the-other industry. ;)

If the article said “up at 3am, loves Finding Dory” I’d have guessed he was President!

“Chillin” with his dog...cough! cough!

Amen. If I had a pound for every time I’ve dated a guy who turned into a monster-cheating-wanker because he suddenly got hot in his mid 20s, I’d have...about enough for a Starbucks.

This is why I outsource my hotness. There’s another guy out there dealing with all of that getting hit on and managing various relationships and getting offers to star in movies. Too much work.

I’ve been on the receiving end of a couple of involuntary psych holds myself. Anyone who would have picked me up from the hospital and allowed me to jump right into reality tv filming would no longer be allowed to be a part of my life. Jesus H Christ. This kind of “mental illness isn’t a biggie” attitude is…

Asleep at 9pm, up at 6am, loves Moana, plays with his dog.

There’s also a 0% chance she had the GPA or LSAT score for Georgetown (an elite T14 law school). Her daddy called in a favor & she chose a law school in D.C. for the added attention.

Oh, and I spilled his french fries and he wasn’t even mad.

Also, isn’t there an actor out there who is a). closer to Cheney’s age (or at least closer to say, 60) and b). looks a TAD BIT more like Cheney than Bale does?

I keep seeing coverage of them here. I still don’t know who they are, and I hope I never find out.

I work in fashion. Trust me, she wasn’t invited before (to any high profile / relevant shows, at least) and they don’t want her now. Shit, I don’t eventhink the NY fashion crowd wants anything to do with Ivanka these days.

Who can save the world from Daddy’s bile,

Came here to say exactly the same thing. My first thought when I scrolled to that pic was there’s no way he’s not Frank’s kid.

The fact that Marla chose to raise her child as far from Donald as she could is telling don’t you think? Still no matter what she’s got the same brain as him, the same social climbing skills & same need for attention as her father & other siblings. Note to the rest of the country, those of us in NY that know high…

Can we stop feeling bad for her now? She would never in a bazillion years be invited to anything fashion week related if she wasn’t the president’s daughter and she is 100% exploiting that.

Yeah, let’s be honest, she’s at minimum Third Daughter.