Have we talked about his mullet, yet?

As a Christian, few things infuriate me more than assholes who use the faith to enrich themselves while taking from others. The prosperity gospel is horse manure at best.

The Kim’s are entirely to blame. No one else. How much does NK pay you?

Instead, consider giving a hearty fuck you to the folks who were too mavericky for urban planning & adequate rail transit infrastructure & corporate regulation. Because those are the people responsible for making it impossible to evacuate millions of people living in Houston. Or maybe save a few fuck yous for Trump…

How about trump’s line as he was leaving the shelter: “Have a good time everybody!” He just has no idea.

It was that or the Shehawks. It was so much fun seeing the pained expressions at the draft every time out turn came up and our name was announced, the dudes were such babies. “Oooh gross, tampons.” Heh.

My friend and I were the only girls in a 16 team fantasy football league for several years. It was co-workers and their friends. Serious fucking business, I bought magazines, did research. We made the playoffs every year and won the super bowl once (around $1200 prize). Our team name: Tampon Bay Buccaneers. Our motto:…

How’s your dear leader doing? You got internet access I see, must be a high up Commie!

Why are you stanning for best Korea and the Kim dynasty? This whataboutism takes nothing away from how the Kim family has caused mass genocide within the hermit kingdom for 70 years.

“Ignorant by choice! Now we know where you stand. Good day sir!”

So you’re Canadian I assume?

I was thinking she could say “water is wet. For you, women not so much.”

You shut your filthy mouth chocolate milk is the perfect compliment to any meal.

I live in a state where medical marijuana is legal, so I use that. My anxiety exhibits itself in insomnia and it helps me sleep. I also take magnesium citrate because it’s good for relaxation.

I’ve had a bit of a slow week. No job yet, so I’m a bit down about it. Added fun, I’m on blood thinners and still get my period. I have zero vim, nor any vigor. I had cinnamon rolls for dinner though, so there’s that. Here’s a necklace I made, I’m not sure if I posted it here already. It’s ginormous.

So... I’m from Houston, and this is all just bizarre. Against all odds, my husband and I, all our family (who live all over Houston) and all our close friends came through with essentially no damage. That said, I can’t begin to explain how weird it is to see the freeway exit to your neighborhood on TV... completely…

Fair enough- I’ll rephrase. Paris Hilton is too old to be gallivanting around Burning Man acting like a 22 year old who raided her 12 year old sister’s closet.

I’m 42 and I’m too tired to even go to a late showing of a movie, let alone Burning Man.

Isn’t Paris kind of old for the festival scene? I know she probably isn’t nearly as old as I think. I think of her being about 40 which I know can’t be true, but it seems like she’s been around FOREVER. But still, truly young people must think she’s old.

I understand she’s pretty respected in working to get women’s films made.