What, no love for Steve the Pirate?

Something about the anchor’s look of WTF combined with the large red arrow pointing at KAC pushed this comment into triple laughing doggie territory!

I’m a huge SNL fan and all of her annoying or downright stupid characters soured me on her. I definitely acknowledge that that’s a pretty dumb reason to hate a celebrity, btw.

The dying part was the only thing I liked about Melancholia.

He regularly lifts KFC past his chicken breasts to his gaping maw. #fify

He’s just repulsive.

Anybody else just feel their vagina slam shut?

Putin looks like every other dude on dating apps holding up his stupid fish while wearing shades.

shit yeah.. i can see why trumps in love with him..... that’s a manly man right there loved and respected by all (well...at least the survivors..)

So does our President. He regularly lifts greasy KFC fried chicken breasts to his gaping maw.

I know she’s mind-blowingly dumb, but now we’re supposed to believe she cannot read or recognize the color red or feel a hat on her head? I mean, it’s a little plausible, but COME ON.

She’s a disgrace to the trans community, a terrible parent, and generally, a shitty, self-absorbed asshole. And I will not buy a single MAC Cosmetic product as long as they give her an endorsement deal.

She’s a disgrace to people everywhere... FIFY.

So is poison oak. Maybe we should be using it as a refreshing facial wipe...

Where’s mom?

.... and they wonder why women are so neurotic about our bodies: we have no idea how big we actually are! According to the tags on what’s in my closet, I’m somewhere between a 4 and a 12. This is not helpful.

You know how I want to feel better? Chicken and waffles with a side of caramel gelato with an empty house except for my cat and a bunch of Netflix to watch.

Can we all just go back to being normal again? Or, like, am I being all rose colored glasses for the olden times when we were just a different type of face punch inducing weirdness?

Maybe, but I’ve definitely encountered people who treat waitstaff like shit and follow with “I worked in the service industry so I know this person should do better”

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.