None of my friends who are clinging to their youth while smoking shitloads of cigarettes and still blowing their paychecks on booze and the occasional coke binge need a lifestyle website for pointers.

Yep. This woman doesn’t even seem to be saying her son IS a good person. Rather, she’s shocked that a child she raised would grow up to do something so evil. I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt until proven otherwise.

“ooh, a psycho brown person. a chance for me to fly my racist scumbag flag!”

I’m going to be generous and say that sometimes you raise your kids to the best of your ability and they still end up assholes.

My joke on how people become conservatives is, “They are conservatives because they are trying to conserve how much neurons they have left when they are old, so they try not to think as much.”

and I thought it was easy to get hepatitis from Sushi before

Well, there is a plotical joke that been around for the last 3 decades.

Ditto. I am happiest as a red head. Blondes do not have more fun in our case.

Add in ridiculous email backgrounds, and I’m right there with you.

Two talk shows, Family Feud, that kids and old people got talent shit, some show called “Funderdome,” a nationally syndicated radio show, hosting beauty pageants...

Hey, sex workers have a hard job and deserve some respect. I won’t stand for “whore” being used as an insult. “Republican” should be bad enough.

That’s some in-your-face money laundering. Are you looking at this FBI?

I think Ronald Reagan would be rolling in his grave if he saw how the GOP was sucking up to Russia. I mean, this is a guy who directly told Mikhail Gorbachev to tear down the Berlin Wall.

That’s the part I’ve found hilarious for awhile (I’m Canadian so this is entire fiasco, while horrible for your average American, is hilarious to us). 60-70 years ago, if you were even THOUGHT to be sympathetic towards Russia, you’d have your life destroyed and/or thrown in jail. Now, the people who are suppose to…

Dumb ass just put himself in Mueller’s crosshairs with this announcement standing next to trump.

This is the one I can’t wrap my head around at all, especially with the aging Boomer crowd. I mean, conservatives are the ones who straight up long for a return to the Cold War era. Or, at least, they did. Right up until Donald Trump told them the Russians would save them from big bad Hillary Clinton. It just tells…

Any country with a mafia and oligarchs is going to appeal to a certain kind of person.

Still, what a colossal piece of shit for betraying the faith of his voters and the Democrats that helped finance his campaign.

That’s a 101 money laundering right there. Btw, is there a Republican without financial ties to Russia?

Yeah, but luckily he has no business dealings with Russians or anything...