Would the couch have patches of chlamydia (special fancy chlamydia spelled with a “K”)?

Oh hell, why not throw in Ethel Merman mixed with Slim Whitman?

Does the tent have the ability to block obnoxious music and let you only hear the waves and seagulls? If not, can someone kindly make a “jerk who thinks we allllll want to hear his shitty music” jamming device that would suddenly turn his music into polka or a lengthy reading of a wallpaper application article…

Great Goddess of karma bitchslapping, I beg of you to make sure that these assholes get to know your mighty hands reaaaallly soon.

No words for this atrocity. Just hugs,hope for better days and chocolate for you.

Glioblastoma is the monster of brain tumors. It spreads cancer quickly over the brain and is a horrid way to die. This is what killed my sweet first husband and i always said that I wouldnt wish that death on anyone. I do feel for him and his family, but sadly think this wont make any of the administration or senators…

Insert gif of thousands of people dancing up a storm.

And NO stylists so she goes back to mousy brown and tRump is forced to clip off his insane combover weave with rusty cuticle clippers.

My only hope for any redemption from this cesspool of an administration is that his downfall will be so mortifying thst the unqualified celebrity morons quietly back away from politics and go back to hawking bullcrap things like diet tea.

Hell, why bother having political experience, compassion or vision? How about ALL of the members of Assholes Anonymous (including Caitlyn) throw their hat into the ring? Or just stfu and let people who are less odious run.

My heart aches for these brides. No matter how much or how luttle you pay, your dress is a very meaningful item that most women go through a lot of searching to find “the one”. And having the rug pulled out from under you at such a nerve racking time very much suuuucks.

They are so very tres chic as they invite guests to suck on carcinogens. I have a funny feeling that those two got some nice wedding gifts from their buddy Phillip Morris (or own stock in tobacco).

Noooot happy with this. You would think that big tobacco has enough profit from tageting and killing third world people.

I have adopted many cats and dogs throughout my life, including the two fluffy alarm clocks (cats) we are loving servants to currently. Im in the process of getting a puppy of a certain breed that is super hard to obtain from shelters or rescues (unless they are either very old or have serious behavior issues that…

A huuuge pox on those jackasses, and also for the lazy, inconsiderate beyotches who leave dirty diapers in fitting rooms. Saw that multiple times in retail hell.

In this case, the bears have VD from a party that they’d rather not remember.

Rabid grizzly bears on meth, smeared in fish guts. With a scorching case of VD.

Props for the “smiting of one’s enemies”.

Jesus tap dancing Christ, how the fuck are we going to ever get rid of the asshole lobbyists? No representative wants the gravy train to stop, so how else can we make change happen?

Cyanide for one, please. Ugh, just couldnt even to save my life.