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Splinter’s Guide to Political Punditry:

Whew. I thought it had been a while since you yelled about the Clintons into the digital ether. Never abandon the brand. 

Hillary Clinton ran on the most progressive agenda in the history of the USA... You should try reading actual things, not just the headlines from blogs... I know, I know, it takes effort and effort is harder than playing another game of candy crush.

As others have said, McRaven essentially telling Trump to get fucked sideways is a huge deal. As a general rule, service members of every branch are allowed to have whatever political opinions they wish, but they are not allowed to express them while in uniform (largely because this could be interpreted as speaking for

This is honestly the most naive piece in a growing body of naiveté I’m seeing from you. Criticism of America’s fetishism for its military is certainly warranted but this op-ed is a HUGE deal, for its elevating the danger of silencing critics and to Trump’s base who respect McRaven, and should be reported as such.

No one is calling for the lionization of these guys, it’s just that taking away their clearances does create a knowledge vacuum that does have real world security implications.

There is a big difference between writing an article that says, “This studio should try to cast actors representative of the part” and personally screaming in all caps at the actor, “YOU SHOULD QUIT ACTING YOU TALENTLESS WHORE”.

I don’t like Roman Polanski but Chinatown is a good movie. 

I need to take a deep breath. Setting aside the sheer audacity it takes for a white woman on the internet to claim that Ocasio-Cortez, a woman of color and community organizer, hasn’t done “the work”—whatever that means—

Looking forward to self-serious meteorological debunking of the Sharknado films.

Yeah, fuck anyone who defends this Bernie Sanders-endorsed piece of shit who is getting heat from some in his own party for advocating for Medicare-for-All and free college. Look at this guy’s website:

We shouldn’t rush in to judge Jill Stein.

Because she was establishment! 

Your partner can find them unsexy. That’s fine, as long as they still finds YOU sexy and doesn’t dictate what kind of undergarments you wear. I’m not a huge fan of my husband’s loose cotton boxer shorts (I’m a sleek boxer briefs fan myself, especially on his tall lean frame) but he’s not about that life. He’s still

Her campaign platform included securing a $15 minimum wage, protecting unions, and Medicare for All.

I still think Jill Stein is another Russian conspirator. She was at the same RT dinner with Michael Flynn, somehow has millions of dollars to spend on recounts that are instead going to fund her legal defense for allegations of impropriety with Russians, and she has stated that she won’t fully comply with the Senate’s

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Meanwhile “The Meadows”, the Pentaverate are laughing at how they’re getting away with it unnoticed!

Agreed. Jezebel has done a great job of burying their heads in the sand regarding the catalyst for all of this.