are you saying that this article thing is a net positive? just want to get it straight...

Really hoping that someday we get a Krueger & Watson News Hour to anchor the eventual Bernie News Network that rivals Fox...

Agreeeed. Specifically Ray Charles’s version

Right? I can’t stand Sam Smith but let’s just pretend we’re not all out here frantically googling Stephanie Mills like she’s a somebody..

Well said. I love her positions and her charisma but its fair to point out that her qualifications are basically: former bartender and Bernie Sanders campaign staffer. It blows my mind that Dems never talk about ‘ability to get shit done’ as a somewhat important metric for whether someone is qualified. There has to…

Right? Getting less and less fun by the day over here...

But this is the kind of quality Watson-Krueger content I now come to Splinter to beg for! 

THE TUTOR IS A PINKERTON WHAAAAAHH??

Donny Hathaway had best of all time talent and just typing this is making me tear up.

I love the ad and I love her message. I hope this thing serves as the fucking template every time a Democrat opens their mouth between now and the rapture.

“Don’t do this” is such a savage way to squash an argument.

Agreed - I just fucked up my wording. I was trying to say something about Obama being prevented from shouting about Russia, basically because HRC had to lose for the world to not end 

It’s like Obama ran through 14 million possible outcomes and realized he had to let this country hit rock bottom. Sorry HRC...

He even sounds like Harvey!

Exactly. These people need to go to fucking jail. When T-Mobile deliberately slaps people with “accidental overcharges” as part of its policy, and all they get is a $48m fine, nothing changes. How is that not just straight up fraud and theft? Nothing but moral hazard in white collar America

Do you have an example of this happening in real life? I’ve been trying to find one and I can’t.

Democrats need to hold Conservatives accountable for the cruelty of their ideas. In personal conversations I mean. I know America has a white hot boner for individualism, but we talk about small government all the time without pointing out what the ridiculous consequences of that system would be.

If there’s one thing I learned in ‘Nam...

Just here to say Donny Hathaway is awesome. And his version of Jealous Guy is beyond.

You know hosting things on television is a legitimate skill right?