None of this is surprising. If anything, this article understates how creepy his behavior was on their season. I spent the entire finale yelling “GIRL, RUN!” at the screen. She clearly and explicitly dumped him and left the show. He then said “fuck you” to the other two girls who were still interested in him, tracked …

With cameras in their face, and Bachelor producers clamoring for a “fight for love” story, Underwood told Randolph he loved her and she repeated it back to him in a tone many women are familiar with—a language of niceties we’ve have been socialized to regurgitate, even if they do not immediately reflect our beliefs.

WHAT’S IT GONNA TAKE TO CANCEL THIS SHOW

I think AV Club has done a whole inventory list on the subject of grand “romantic” gestures in pop culture that would be anything but romantic in real life.  Most rational adults get that those things aren’t realistic/something to emulate, but there definitely seem to be some people who saw those sorts of things and…

I broke up with The Bachelor for Colton’s season because I thought he was such a terrible pick. On his home visit, he said that he his mommy had to nurse him back to health after his last breakup. It was described in such a way that was a major red flag. Combined with the pedestal he placed his virginity, this man was…

Really? A “for cause only” seems like a contract that wouldn’t fly in television. Did LVP leave voluntarily then?

I would love to have Kris Jenner join the show, but agree, unless she could get a producer title that gives her some control she won’t do it.

And what is your solution for making a scripted show that is as cheap to produce as unscripted crap?

I’d 86 Dorit as well.  She just doesn’t do it for me.  Her fake accent(s) get old really fast.  I agree that Kyle and Teddi should go.  I love Sutton.  She’s got a shit ton of money and she spends it on the ugliest clothes I’ve ever seen.  Erika?  Eh, could take her or leave her.

Supposedly Kyle’s contract says she can’t be fired. Supposedly the same deal with LVP.

It definitely needs a blow up and they need to start casting wealthy women who AREN’T actresses (besides Garcelle, who does exude realness). The show went to shit when they started hiring ex-soap stars like Rinna who think it’s their job to come up with fake conspiracy plots instead of showing their real lives.…

Mostly agree but the best lineup would be: Dorit, Garcelle, Sutton, Camille, Dana Wilkey, Brandi and Leann Rimes

I called Lisa Rinna “Laura Rinna” once.  I think she was mad, but her face might have been frozen.

I’m not sure that I would call them grifters? There’s no bait-and-switch here. It wasn’t tee’d up as one type of show but then turned out to be another. They weren’t presented as experts in anything.

An Ingenious Plan for Saving The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills: Blow It Up and Start Over

You can’t buy beauty. You can buy its facsimile, like Dr. Frankenstein assembling his monster, but in the end, the human brain knows what’s fake and what’s natural. Ivanka also lacks what makes some people who are conventionally unattractive beautiful: a soul, or, barring that, a decent personality and a fingernail…

It’s pretty sad that Ivanka has had so much work done and still is nothing that special to write home about. Of course, maybe if her personality and overall being wasn’t so fucking repulsive, I might feel different. 

I received a roll of Trump TP for Christmas from my wife. Almost had to use it during the great TP shortage of 2020.

I would, however, buy toilet paper with her face on it. And his. Is that a thing?

I’m sure there are tons of PDF copies online. Steal it, don’t give this shitbag a penny.