It was fun when Westworld did it. It was pretty neat when Watchmen did it. It was tolerable when The Witcher and Fear The Walking Dead did it. But hooooly shit am I sick of timeline fuckery being the new thing when you’re trying to make your dumb show seem clever.

I get Quibi for free through T-Mobile and I still haven’t launched the app even once.

George’s body is ripped asunder by an electrical current. George is dealing with some form of PTSD

Well, Chloe *is* a DC character.

I wish I had more than one star to give this comment.

Mr. Bacon certainly hasn’t forgotten about the flick.

Y’all remember when Shark Week used to be about science and conservation instead of about celebrities and fearmongering?

That shadow puppet trailer is a gothic masterpiece in and of itself.

Oh, I get that part. Just saying, he stole something from her and then mastered it and that feels so wrong.

Sullivan’s Malick is so punchably smug and I’m living for it. Can’t wait to see that little shit get his.

I’ve been a little obsessed with NXIVM. The *Uncover* podcast’s first season had me riveted. (And I found out about it via Podmass, so thanks, AVC!)

If you’re awful and you’re famous, go on Fallon. (clap, clap)

God. Tusk was so bad that it gave me a headache. What a waste of time and energy for literally everyone involved. I’d argue that Zack & Miri was his last good film.

It may be messy and mesmerizing, but is it also cannibalistic?

It’s not that sharks aren’t dangerous. But their danger level is massively exaggerated, much to the detriment of many vital species. Shark Week and Sharkfest need to be about facts, not fear.

“One day, the babies here may threaten swimmers far away.”

Fuck. Fine. I’ll try it again.

I love Ron Moore, but not enough to subscribe to yet another streamer for his show.