I’d rather watch a hundred generic DTV action flicks than even one more goddamned minute of Tiger King, so count me in for this one.

The combination of repression, horniness, loneliness, and alcohol is a potent one.

I have fallen so deep down the marble racing well that I’ve even bought team merch. I am a touch bitter that JMR has better sponsors and production values than my 14 year-old roller derby league, but not enough to not enjoy these.

All shows are improved by the addition of Ming-Na.

This was the most violent episode we’ve ever had. For a second during the fight scene, I wondered if this episode was directed by Kevin Tancharoen.

How do you know he’s shitless? Did you perform a clonic on him?

At least it’s not Hardwick.

At least it isn’t another Wolf Creek. Man, to Hell with that movie.

Yarp.

Dear Nobody: I don’t have a Pokémon fetish, but why is Charizard so dummy thicc?

T-Mobile subscribers get it free for a year (along with Netflix, which has been a thing for a while) and I still don’t fucking want it.

I lived two blocks from a Blockbuster when they had that going. Those were glorious times.

Seeing Josh Radnor in Hunters got me angry about HIMYM all over again, so I’ll kindly pass on the video.

Is this why R&M took two years to shit out five episodes?

I mentioned this on Twitter, but apparently holding a knife to someone’s junk before tossing them into a pit of her shit and piss is Alpha’s love language. Also, the Whisperers don’t seem the type for a lot of hygiene, so that had to be some *seriously* nasty fuckin’.

That is sextastic and I need it on my bookshelf immediately.

Also, do check her out in the Earth Break podcast. She's SO good in it.

Minetanfall.

I came down here to make a *High Tension* crack, but good on you for beating me to a similar gag.

I gotta stop reading this feature. My list of subscribed shows gets longer every time.