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Bender is Doug Jones in a mocap suit, with John DiMaggio still doing the voice.

I’d watch Rooker in anything, so, if I wasn’t into this already, you bet your ass I am now. So nice to see him getting a big moment in the sun.

Dear Nobody:

I lost all respect for Zimmern when he eagerly chowed down on Minke whale in Iceland.

Hi, fellow Louisianian! Where’d you transplant from?

I grew up in NC, and hush puppies are a staple from the mountains to the Outer Banks. How did this guy not have any?

I grew up on a beach, so sometimes -living in land-locked Baton Rouge- I get nostalgic for seagulls. Then I go down to the shore and remember why I cheer when Shark Week shows tiger sharks munching on these all-terrain dickheads.

Then thank you for kicking butt and/or directing said kicking! Which league were you with?

'S'all good, friend. Thanks for being a fan!

There’s a lot more to derby than just the skaters. I’m an announcer, primarily for Red Stick Roller Derby.

Thank you for being part of Team Crow!

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I wish people would quit calling this roller derby, when it’s clearly rollerball.

Freddie has been doing a lot of voice acting over the last several years, too. He was James Vega in Mass Effect 3 and the Iron Bull in Dragon Age: Inquisition. And yeah, I love that he and Sarah are still together even after all this time. (I also love Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof.)

Venom also had that and it made a ton of money.

Yesss. It’s good to see the Queen Diva (and Lizzo, who is a Queen Diva in her own goddamn right) at the top of the list. (Fun fact: I was in the filming of a Big Freedia video.)

One of the more wonderful parts of this weird-ass decade has been Freddie Prinze Jr’s transformation from the Preppie Douchebag/Heartthrob in every late 90s/early 2000s teen flick to this huge nerd who streams video games and dunks on douchebags (preppie or otherwise) online.

I always wished the show would lean harder into the PI aspect of the character, since Jessica’s power set is so boring. I just wish she’d fly more, especially given how often she takes taxis in the show. If I could fly, I’d do it all the fucking time.

Can’t wait to see Robbie Z. attempt to retake the fucks-per-minute crown from Wolf Of Wall Street.