He’s come a long way from little Fwankenstein.

And not for the better!

My Daddy comes from a middle-class family and has been known to say insensitive shit on occasion about working-class people

Dear Nobody: The other day, I Tinder-matched with a woman whose profile says she’s “definitely not a serial killer.” She’s definitely a serial killer, isn’t she?

It’s one of the great ironies of my life that there’s an entire network dedicated to my favorite entertainment genre, and yet it gives me fewer and fewer reasons to watch. If The Magicians hadn’t received a two-season pickup, I wouldn’t have any skin left in this game at all.

My first thought was that prison staff have unpleasant enough jobs without me making it worse for them. But, y’know, if they just fuckin’ murdered me, I’m inclined to be less sympathetic.

This meme really has gone a long way.

And whose fault is that?

What isn’t these days?

Oh wow. National Bev also owns LaCroix, so they must be raking in the profits now.

Surge and Ska is kind of like Reverse Juggalos and Faygo. Juggalos love Faygo, while the company wishes they’d stop.

It’s very lean because flying is such good exercise.

There’s always an Achewood.

This is great. Also, hello, fellow Louisianian!

At this point, I honestly like FTWD better than the mothership show. It’s leaned harder into the insanity of the zompocalypse and, much as I miss Kim Dickens, last season’s cast additions are dynamite. (You can’t go wrong with Garret Dillahunt.)

“Reed King,” a New York Times bestselling author and TV writer

Make no mistake. They’re fuckin’ trying.

“I’m a huge pet lover irl and currently have three cats and a ball python in the house”

If it helps, I was one of hundreds of protesters at the Capitol yesterday, begging the Governor not to sign. By comparison, there were all of five antichoice counterprotesters there. We’re the clear majority. We may have lost the battle yesterday, but we’re far from done fighting.

I was part of the protest in the Capitol yesterday. JBE didn’t even come out to face us. He stayed in his office and then signed the bill there after we left.