Man, now I want a beer fountain. How was it?

That was a good tip! Found the shacks! (They’re obscured by the wall in this shot.)

I give up. I couldn’t find this on Google Maps. Lisbon is huuuuge.

Sometimes, I’ll do a shot at the beginning of the night just so I don’t spend twenty goddamn dollars getting a beer buzz. Having a high tolerance is a curse.

Straight Man Playing Gay Man Wonders Why There Aren’t More Roles For Gay Men.

Sam Witwer is a fucking treasure.

There’s always an Achewood for it: http://achewood.com/index.php?date=02072003

We do not deserve Jameela Jamil. She is too wonderful for this mortal plane.

The drive cones are still glowing on that wrecked Star Destroyer. That makes me think of what an even worse disaster that crash would be if the engines were still providing thrust. Maybe they were throttled down during the fall, but a short circuit or the slip of a dead officer’s hand could cause them to fire back up…

Dear editorial staff of The Takeout:

I used to eat JJ’s almost three times a week, but I can’t support someone who kills elephants for funsies. Fuck Jimmy John’s.

CNN says it was a heart attack, just FYI.

When my old studio was working on it, the leads all called it “Kingdoms Of Armsandlegs.”

the couple’s attorney, Earnest Badway

Don’t care; they’re worth it.

I went to try to find this on Google Maps without actually looking up the place directly. However, as soon as I pulled up Amarillo, this was one of the suggested places.

In most cuckold porn, the bull—the man who fucks the cuck’s wife or girlfriend (or boyfriend or husband) in front of him—is the dominant partner. But, again, you get to write your own script, and if you want your bull to be submissive, make that clear to your potential bulls.

Ethical Thinking In Quite Unusual, Elaborate Tied Tight Enactment

I really enjoyed all the solidarity tweets from celebrities talking about the day jobs they’ve worked between gigs. As a Z-lister who feels like he’s never going to be able to quit his day job, those were really inspiring to me.

No love for Zatarain’s in this thread?