It’s pretty obvious that, “Netflix and Amazon Prime are more popular ‘with people on the East and West Coasts’” is Walmart trying and failing to subtly say, “They have too much stuff about women and minorities.”

I have Vudu because T-Mobile occasionally gives me free credit for it. That’s pretty much the only time I ever use it.

You’d think someone from Chicago would have better taste in pizza.

No The Expanse Season 3? Felotas.

I did go there, and it was glorious. The World Famous also had a lovely gose on tap. That’s why I said “nearly every bar” instead of “every bar.”

I was in Athens, GA last weekend and nearly every bar I went to (and I went to over half a dozen) had the same draft selection:

Baldwin was almost certainly nominated -and will win- as a “Fuck you!” to the Cheeto.

I’m not saying GMG doesn’t have its faults, but it also produces a lot of quality content that helps keep me from being too bored during my workday. Of course, if I somehow actually did buy up the company, that quality content would be my workday, so I’d definitely give it some gentle guidance.

I promise you that getting off Kinja would be the first order of business once we’re migrated off Univision’s servers. We may not go back to an old system, but it’ll be something with all the threaded, chronological comments and up/downvoting we all love.

Okay, Commentariat, who wants to help crowdfund my purchase of The Onion and GMG?

Damn. If I were a gorillionaire, I’d snap these sites up like an underfed piranha dropped into a bucket full of minnows.

www.didthanoskill.me

I hate that we’re almost certainly going to spend the whole season spinning its wheels in Angelville, since it’s giving me major flashbacks to my own time in an abusive family relationship. Jesse’s abuser and mine even have similar names.

We have her slicing the photo out of her daughter in the flashback.

God. Remember when shit like this was the biggest controversy of the day?

To be fair, this has been a trend since the 90s.

 Take your filthy star and leave.

It’s a six month jump.

This flick is still one of my favorites. I do agree that it functions better now as a time capsule than as a comedy, but 2018-me still laughs every single time. Also, this movie is notable as literally the only time Dane Cook was ever funny.

nobody seems to age