Wow. You’ve been a psuedo-Euro prick since H.S.? Amazing.

Can’t you get a better job than that?

I think ‘lazy’ was the word you were searching for...

That’ll be a cardboard box, not a mattress.

You should work harder at looking for a job.

Library Science? You’re going to pay thousands of dollars to land a job that pays maybe $15/hr? Your parents should have made you take some finance courses.

She’s still fat, tho...

Are you kidding me? That’s gross.

I’d have had the old whore arrested.

We were in a C-130 from C. Springs to some place in West Texas and were then off to McGuire AFB in NJ...in 1970’s fatigues (full bulky cotton as I recall). The flight from C.S. to Tx wasn’t so bad, but when we landed, it was August with no air con in the “terminal”.

Good thing you didn’t. He probably would have beat your pasty ass into a puddle and THEN spit on your.

Was she a native Asian? They (especially the Chinese) have zero class with their bodily functions. Just thank God she didn't have bronchitis. Those treats come in all colors and sounds.

I agree. Look at the f-ing mess you are. Your mom should have completed the termination on you.

at almost-43

Because you’re too stupid, lazy, pig ignorant and partisan to read the whole document, the times it was written in and the religious atmosphere. Include the Declaration of Independence and the Federalist Papers and you’ve got a set of Founding Fathers who absolutely believed that there is one God and His name is Jesus…

Pistols at dawn, communist!

It’s a joy to hear your good news! I can only take so many “deals” in life that I get a chance on.

Come to Northern Cal. Even amongst the safe environs of the Central Valley hinterlands where CCW permits abound and lifted trucks frolic in the sun, there is the occasional enviro-lout who forgot to check their green-cred at the graduation door.

Boston might work too, because being a judgmental, argumentative shithead is a requirement to get a driver’s license there.

Do you mind me asking how much you paid for that? What kind of work did you do to it to get it in that condition?