Is the dude gay? I mean, if he had those pants any lower, only his mom could identify him.

Maybe they’re confused b/c they can’t tell if you’re married to a man or a woman?

Here’s hoping so!

Ahh...the refreshingly casual justification of murder. What an absolute sweetie you must be.

The girl’s a murderer and you have no compunction about it.

Let me help you. She is an inherently evil human being. A woman who euthanized her baby like a runt puppy.

This is what you get when you teach people that babies are disposable. They dispose of them.

What you're not showing is the dust that hasn't seen water in 100 years and the brown dryness on the cliff tops above. This picture doesn't tell the whole story.

Lazy N.Y. gawker writers/editors clicked on the first picture for ‘forest’ they found.

If it’s not cold in the office, how will sweater puppies get born?

If it’s not cold in the office, how will sweater puppies get born?

If it’s not cold in the office, how will sweater puppies get born?

Really? Get out of the liberal echo chambers you dwell in and you’ll see how wrong you are.

Wishes, wishes. Open up your wallet you cheap bastard and just give. Your wishes are as shit as your committment.

Oh, you certainly are nasty enough. After all:

You have the reasoning skills of a frat boy. Seriously, you’re an idiot. Please stop writing.

You and your siblings are some “next level” entitled assholes. Seriously. Your characters are shit.

Have you actually read what you wrote? You don’t sound like you’re actually pulling your weight in this relationship. Your in-laws ever point this out to you?

And she sounds like a precious pearl piece of work.

How that doesn’t turn you into a raging Republican is beyond me.