2016: I’m the worst year ever.

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

the non-Jughead Sprouse

He looks like the hippie you’re not supposed to follow to a second location.

Ah yes, but the Brooklyn Decker is when that poop is the direct result of artisanal mayo.

You got that Judge Joe Brown intense look in your eye
And I got that red lip, courtroom sketch that you like
And when we go to court, we file a lawsuit every time
Check out my courtroom style, my courtroom style

Perhaps her parents had some sort of booze-induced prophecy and her full name is;

Not this article but in general I don’t get the Leo hate. Yeah he’s a womanizer, but he doesn’t seem predatory, just two adults having a good time.

THE JOST IN THE SHELL

Adding the film gem Untamed Heart to this list of Slater motivated viewings.

same thing that happens to everything else?

Here are the major classifications of non-straight hair.

They all wanna either fuck in their trucks or fuck their trucks, it’s difficult to be sure sometimes.

It’s his olde timey train robber face.

Rivers: What the hell is that security guard doing?

Replicants are just humans synthesized in a lab, but ultimately they are subject to human degeneration. The obfuscation of that fact is how society accepts using them like robots.

English is also their second language, meaning we had to go over the lyrics in painstaking detail. Believe you me, those are some stupid lyrics.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

You know, this is a good idea. However, I’ve been dreaming of creating a real-life “Chip and Dale: Rescue Rangers” squad since 1989 and can’t seem to find the right chipmunks dedicated to the job. Why are chipmunks not reading up on what great leaders Chip and Dale were? Mice, too. I mean, all they seem to care about…