Most of the bars I frequent in Nashville give the cards back after they open your tab. I go to one bar that doesn’t, and their bartenders are usually great about keeping the cards straight—except on one really busy night, one of their bartenders mixed my card up with someone else’s and charged me for all of his drinks…

Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding

I grew up in podunk Tennessee so there were lots of raccoon infestations and what not (getting in the trash, burrowing into people’s attics, etc). I never came in contact with one face to face until I met this man who lived in my boyfriend’s apartment complex. He liked to hunt, and he had purchased these two little…

I grew up in one of the smallest towns in Tennessee, and now I live in Nashville. Shitty country music has been around every corner since I escaped the womb. But goddammit, I love the good stuff. I love Dolly Parton! “Bargain Store” is haunting and it is art. I love “Islands in the Stream.” I love Kris Kristofferson.…

One of my first and only exposures to xoJane was this article: http://www.xojane.com/issues/extended-breastfeeding-three-year-old

GROSS I AM SORRY

Yes and yes.

God, I hate everything on this list so, so bad but I especially hate Shawn Mendes and that god-awful “I Can Treat You Better” bullshit.

I smelled it too! I live in East Nashville and the air was putrid that Saturday. All over, everywhere we went, that smell was there.

Aww, that makes me sad. I’m a Millennial and WHMS is one of my favorite movies of all time! Carrie Fisher is amazing. “I want you to know that I will NEVER want that wagon wheel coffee table.”

Those are all of my favorite Sinatra songs.