Not necessarily related, but this popped into my head a couple of days ago for some bizarre reason and I felt like posting it. I’m sure someone else can do this better, but it is what it is (and pay no attention to the color of his tie).

Is he holding a slice of bread? Now that’s some serious portions for an open-faced sandwich.

Yeah, but even in the games that have controller support with analog input (Fallout 4, for example), there’s no way to allow any sort of hybrid input. Basically it came down to a choice where if you want any analog input, you have to find a way to map the various controller buttons. If you wanna use the mouse as,…

I have a G13. The analog stick does take a bit of getting used to, yes, but overall I like it. My real complaint is that using the analog stick AS an analog stick is usually up to the game, and most games don’t actually support it as such. So it usually comes down to mapping the stick directions (up/down/left/right)…

I thought the talking Cheeto denied that it was humid at all and the old lady said she has some people looking into it.

Well, yeah, if he was trying to be clever or something, then I guess you win. Although, for all the effort you put in, it’s a pretty poor victory. On the other hand, I, for one, have no friggin clue who this Weiner is, and either way asking that question is valid when the article is not specific enough to provide…

Saying “bullets have no effect on him” about the Man in Black is flatly incorrect. To say “he has almost no reaction to bullets” is one thing, but you can’t say that they have no effect on him. He clearly knows when he’s being shot in the back (ep 1, Teddy shoots him). Just because William over-reacted to getting…

I don’t think Dolores just had trouble with Teddy’s gun. She couldn’t pull any trigger until she broke her programming (to put it Red Dwarf terms). She was struggling to shoot Trevor Phillips at first, until she used her newly found memories to enrage herself beyond the programming limitations. She just didn’t have…

I have to wonder why the hell they bother interviewing him at all. Are sports stars supposed to know politics? Are we going to hear from frickin Lochte next?

I see two new events on the way - the triple high jump and the flag grab. Officials will have to keep an eye on performance-enhancing mushrooms, though.

Yeah, those people drive me nuts too. I mean, in a certain aspect I’m in that camp, since I did prefer the 2D over Prime, even though I’ve played and enjoyed all their releases so far with the notable exception of Prime Hunters (yep, I also liked Other M, just not the narrative). But I’m also not in that camp because…

Well, I’m not sure about the first system you’re dropped into. I named mine and all the planets, left the system for a close neighbour, and could never find that first one ever again. And I tried. Maybe it was further away than I expected. But, I have heard it said that the first system is basically a one-off trainer…

Pretty sure you can move items, but not installed equipment. To get something like what he has, you basically have to dismantle almost everything and reconstruct the equipment in the proper slots. And, since I’m pretty sure you don’t get 100% of the resources back when deconstructing (confirmation needed), this can…

So, is there a way to know how fluent you are in a language? I mean, besides just talking to a member of the species and not seeing non-translated words? I thought I was getting close on Korvax, met two aliens where their talk was pretty much all translated, then got to an ops centre where only two words were. Blegh.

Well, yeah, the analogy works in that the loudest people are the ones you’re actually going to hear. So, to take the analogy further, there are many of us that simply don’t want the vanilla ice cream but we’re not saying shit about it, and there’s some that are just screaming about “the indignity of it all”. It’s hard…

Actually, there’s one thing that should be called out about the new - if you’re a fan of SNES titles and hope to be able to grab them on Virtual Console, then you’re out of luck unless you go for the new 3DS. People underestimate the requirements of accurate SNES emulation, but the older devices just don’t have the…

I don’t feel that way at all. This title is a spin-off. If it does well, there may be a second or more, but that doesn’t mean to say it gets to take over the Metroid spotlight. Dr. Mario isn’t the spotlight of that franchise (nor is Luigi’s Mansion or any of the other various spin-offs).

Don’t assume that everyone who has a lack of interest in this game is a crybaby. I’m happy that people like this game, hoping that it will renew some attention to the franchise, and I have absolutely zero intention of ever getting it. The 3DS, in my opinion, is not an FPS-ready device. I personally hate the right “nub…

I’m not one of the haters, but my impression is that I’m not going to really get into this one. It strikes me as a similar divergence as Triforce Heroes, which I bought, played for a bit, but was ultimately disappointed in. It’s not just the mulitplayer aspect (yeah, yeah, the game _can_ be played solo, but I really…

Yeah, guess I should have said that I found it on my own, there were no called-out instructions to find it, unlike the hyperdrive and whatnot. I believe I found it in a manufacturing plant or something. But I did find it on the same early planet on which I got the hyperdrive recipe (probably just luck), before I…