Do it for Dale. 

Its bar pizza...

Had both the pretzel and churro at a location near me a couple months ago. The pretzel was a bad version of what Sonic sells(which I actually kinda like) and the churro was a hard pass, I threw it out it was so bad. I don’t throw out food often, I’ll finish anything I purchase, if just even out of spite... but that…

The menu looks... surprisingly good?

Ranch.... yes... it's awful, but so good

Some canned marinara,  you use for whatever.... and then you use it to make pasta. Legit, Roas sauce is very good worth the $2 it costs over...Ragu/Prego....

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The sauce kinda sucks.....

Absolute best Mozzarella sticks, in fast food. If they are hot, they are as goopd as any fast casual restaurant.  Legit

No meat... BTW, it's that good

Best thing on any Fast Food menu, bronco berry sauce and Jalapeño Poppers on the Arby’s menu. Not joking... when done right, there is no compare.

Santitas are gross...

Severely underrated, Corn Casserole. Easily my favorite and very easy to make vegan, if needed.

The Elon hate on Jalopnik is strong...

lol@Tomato@53 Rubbish list.

No shit?

If you want to find out about Scientology, move to Clearwater, FL.

Years later.... can we not see how fucking brilliant this is. 

But, only the Sun could destroy my contempt for the character.

Jalapeño Bites with Bronco Berry Sauce is easily, for me, the best fast food snack/side of any chain restaurant.