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Musings and drivel incoming:

KRATOS HAS A BEARD.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

full of piss and shit and all sorts of bacteria that could render me dead? Almost certainly. However:

So what you’re saying is you’d prefer it decaf?

This will end poorly.

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

It’s like Alien vs. Predator but Legionnaire’s vs. Gonnorhea.

This article has inspired me...

No love for Yoga with Adriene? She’s doing her second annual 30 Days of Yoga series right now, and she’s the absolute most approachable instructor for people new to yoga.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

Cool, but I am getting one of these!

What's wrong Hun?