Luckily, as a feminist I doubt any cannibals would want to eat me at all, what with being so bitter.

Those Cardinals fans love dominant pitching, but will gladly settle for three Ks.

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.

Best Klans In Baseball

The reason I run is to burn calories. I burn calories so I can drink beer. Running in order to drink Miller Lite is a world I don't want to live in.

just as an fyi - the upkeep of owning a house will keep you busy forever with diy repairs and renovations.

IT PUTS THE APOLOGY ON ITS PODCAST OR IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.

YES! I was thinking the exact same thing! It's the hierarchy of lawyer Jewdom:

Someone's going to do it...

That loud sound you hear isn't the sound of applause for this move , it's the sound of the Ravens' collective hamstrings snapping from all that backpedaling.

Whoa. He's eating at Cheesecake Factory? $13 million won't be nearly enough.

I'm from Cincinnati, and will not defend the chili, but Deadspin's obsession with hating on Cincy Chili borders on pathological. I am starting to suspect Deadspin secretly loves it, like how a young boy will bully the girl he has a crush on

Project Justice is still my absolute favorite Dreamcast game. I can honestly say I invested most of my early 20's to that game and it's many endings.

Lafayette goes to work at Fangtasia. Show is basically Cheers, but with more evil awesomeness. Sookie dies in the pilot.

I have the death sentence on 12 systems!