Wheel, snipe, celly, boys. Let’s go crush some sandos after praccy.

Fuck you, slackware1125, your mom tried to slip a finger up my bum but I only let the dude's mom do that!

“Three things are gonna happen bud, I hit you, you hit the ground, I go coach a Minnesota youth hockey team with your mom!”

Ferda!

Not only that, but that line implies your ANGUISHED reaction to his current predicament.

If there’s one thing Riverdale does NOT do, it’s take itself too seriously. Or very seriously at all. At least, the writers/showrunners don’t. The actors take it very seriously, almost to the point where I’m not sure they don’t know that the writers don’t take it seriously. Which makes the whole thing a bonkers kind…

I’m 99% sure that if there was a photo of Markle and Morgan at the pub that night, it would look like this:

I don’t know why Piers is trying to sell the story that he and MM were on a date. He’s a married high-profile ‘journalist’ and she was an actress. She probably had a couple of drinks to be polite and thought that was that. Why’s he trying to make it look like she hurt his feelings? It’s so weird.

I can’t speak for Markle, but if I had a date with Piers, I’d ghost the asshole too. These morons never seem to realize that THEY are the problem, not literally everyone else.

See, Yoshida, no matter what you do there WILL still be people in America writing novels about dumb shit in your game’s first trailer.

If you didn’t know anything about Rob Reiner, you could have at least taken 30 seconds to Google him. He’s been a highly vocal (and financial) advocate for civil rights for 50 years. He helped start the American Foundation for Equal Rights. He’s repeatedly bankrolled challenges to Right-wing legal attacks on women,…

Danuta.... “What?! Who is this” It is me, Danuta. Klaus sighs, “Do you eat?” Danuta shrieks “What the hell is this?!”

Omg the Denuda bit had me crying laughing.

One of my favorite lines in the show is when Klaus steals Stans body and says to these guys: “Gutentag I’m going skiiiiiinggg!”

“Will you go there?”

While I certainly don’t care about Turkey in the Straw per se and don’t begrudge Good Humor this charming PR stunt, I do worry that if we start cancelling otherwise innocent things because racists later came along and appropriated them, we’re kind of letting the racists “win.”

Same here. Bisexual characters tend to be more rarely represented in the media, and it seems much more in-character for Velma to be bi. We’ve seen her attracted to guys plenty of times throughout the various Scooby cartoons, but she’s clearly got a thing for Daphne too.

I think it’s a little subversive to have the female character who’s a little mousier and doesn’t dress up as much still be into guys while still having LGBTQ content? Like, I would have loved to see her actually date Hot Dog Water on Mystery Incorporated but she also did seem very interested in Scooby when they were…

Fuck this headline. I love it.

REGINALD VELJOHNSON’S TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORIES
Alright, gather around and Ol’ Reg is gonna tell you some stories from the making of Die Hard.