Jermaine Jackson named his son Jermajesty. That beats everything.

That is hilarious. Wait, was he Mister? Or did they actually just name him the abbreviation?

If celebrities didn’t choose ridiculous babies names, America would loose a beloved pastime.

I kind of like the idea of calling a little baby and a toddler “Sir” I think its cute, “Why hello Sir, how are you this fine evening”

Sir is a title, not a name, for chrissakes.

I was there once! At the old building, and the answer is Axe Body Spray and sadness (and Fage).

Also, what about Mika Brzezinski’s tweet?

Get it Britney. You’re in you’re mid-30's, still up on the stage, shaking your ass. I’m a fat mom in my 30's and I’m eating a 3 Muskateers bar at my desk.

Maybe she read your article, Rich and this is a plot to make you look bad?

I have a not-particularly-precocious 6 year old who would blow him out of the water in terms of aptitude and demeanor. It’s true that sometimes my kid just chants the word “poop” for no reason, but that would still be more dignified and less caustic than this shit.

Me and Pedro are probably going to shoot one of the most dangerous videos ever

YouTube star Kid President could do better.

The only tragedy here is that they still had enough time to have two kids.

HS Senior Class President? I’d wager that my niece’s kindergarten class pet (a rabbit) would be better!

I read this story and I’m just gobsmacked by the stupidity. I don’t know what to say.

OF COURSE! Why in the hell would you go out in public if your entire face is bleeding! That doesn’t even make sense!

Enjoy your President, hillbillies.

According to his current wife it’s ok to beat up woman and according to his daughter who is not a political adviser but works at a white house he is a feminist, we live in at a great times.

That’s gotta sting for Ms. Perry. The guy known for oversharing details of his sex life (“Jessica Simpson is like sexual napalm,” “my dick is sort of like a white supremacist,” “your body is a wonderland”) doesn’t want to comment on being called THE BEST? Not even an, “I’m flattered”??? OUCH.