When I heard about her behavoir on a movie set somewhat recently I was over it, there comes a point when it stops being funny, she’s not a diva, she’s an asshole.

I came here to ask that. Let me know if you find the answer! I imagine she lays on the furs of an exotic, endangered animal.

I know a lot of people around here worship all things Mariah, but it seems like everything around her is a big production and she must just be exhausting to gave to deal with, especially if you are one of the little people.

Does she stand up? Sit in a chair? Hang from the ceiling? What???

Don’t apologize in the card. Most people probably wouldn’t notice the time unless you pointed it out.

Plus it’s a fucking HUMAN you made. You’re allowed to be late on shit like this. Anyone who makes a deal of it is a jerky jerk face.

Kitchenette - Behind Closed Ovens was the first place I found a home at in the Gawker (rip) universe.

Don’t stress about it too much, you have time on the cards. Anyone who doesn’t get why it’s taking you a while is a jerk. Plus partner can help write them too if they have a few spare minutes! For real, though, don’t worry about it, you’ll get them done when you get them done.

I think technically you have a year, you’re good.

I miss every part of Millihelen every single day.

Tbh, I don’t remember their rationale. I do remember universal upset about it, though.

I still mourn the death of Millihelen and Kitchenette every single day.

ME TOO! I found this amazing amazing product and had no place to share it. *pouty face*

This is cool.

Wow, he really does think he’s a king. “You may approach me, comely maiden. Come here, come here, and give a little twirl so that the whole court can see you.”

She’s a thin, young-ish blonde who looks just a bit like his eldest daughter, so....

It’s nice to think that something will happen, but if your coworkers are any indication it probably will not. Not until there’s a seismic shift in culture not just in the South but in all of the US.

No.

Can you imagine if President Obama did this?

Oh yeah, because NYC cares so much more about the mentally ill who wander our streets with no care. I get that prisons are a huge problem here, but the entire country treats the mentally ill so horribly it’s beyond belief.

It’s pretty fucked-up and ableist to equate the Trump administration’s evil to mental illness. Do better.