have you seen miniature fairy gardens? I LOVE them but have no idea where to start to make one. A friend of mine’s super crafty sons made one for their little sister in their discarded radio flyer and it was so beautiful.

those frogs look like the decorations from the 70s that my grandmother still has in her guest bathroom... they don’t belong near food.

“oh... we were just wondering who you were... Aren’t we a little young for you to try to sell us Mary Kay cosmetics?”

my McSalad is more like it.

aspartame is a hell of a drug apparently.

crying... laughing... at the idea of Trump drinking diet coke. The only way he’s ever been near diet food is by eating near someone with a salad.

let’s just call it a phetus

I don’t have or particularly want children of my own, but I still know that sexual assault (or really any assault) is wrong. You don’t have to be a parent to know you should keep your hands to yourself unless invited to do otherwise.

Congratulations, and I love that quote from your mom. :-)

Sooooooooooo are these assholes going to do anything to help make sure these kids make it to adulthood? Are they going to help educate them and make sure they have access to medical care?

same... I had to scroll back up to see that it didn’t say that.

God doesn’t want him.

and access to safe and legal abortions is pretty damn necessary.

what if you showed up dressed like the villain from her princess story... OR one of the critters... still on theme but funny.

disneybound is a THING... where adults dress in Disney Inspired (tm) outfits since they aren’t allowed to dress like actual characters once their age hits the double digits.

we might have to switch to cheesy poofs...

Do I want that to happen? Yes, of course.

My 75 year old dad does... but mostly just when he’s walking from his house to the hot tub.

I have a fox beanie that looks more like an Ewok than a fox... I plan on wearing that to TLJ.... and I can hide my face in it when I ugly cry.

there’s job security in keeping things unsafe.