Dumbo is the horrible awful WORST DISNEY MOVIE ever (okay that I’ve ever seen). I just hear part of that “Baby Mine” song and I want to burn it all down.

My mom nearly caused a riot at Dixieland Stampede, I wish I could have been there. She was so disgusted by how the whole show was orchestrated. She told my stepdad and his family that they BETTER be sitting on the North side of the building or else. It’s been a few years and she’s still angry about that show.

I tried an Honest Co face/body moisturizer... it was the WORST. My skin felt sunburned all the time after using it... I switched moisturizers and within a couple days I felt so much better.

my extra hot pink ones are squirreled away in the back of my desk for when one runs out of ink... I had two in my cup holder and a coworker stole one because I had extras... Um bitch I paid for that with my own money, I’m going to go ahead and take it back. Now the extras are carefully hidden.

or reading in the bathtub... I’m scared to take my kindle there, I’m to clumsy.... but if you drop a paperback into the tub it just needs to dry out for a day or so and you’re back in business.

and not having to pay extra charges for your luggage being too heavy with half a dozen books in it.

the nearest (new) bookstore (we have a library and lots of used bookstores) is 40+ miles away from where I live. If there is something specific I’m looking for or a new release I download it because it isn’t always easy to drive 45 minutes to an hour depending on traffic for a novel.

you can get a G2 in purple! I had one and gave it to my coworker because I never used it.

Pilot G-2 in hot pink is the pen I use 90% of the time at work, the other 10% is split between the G2 in black or aqua.

More like “Lady, OH NO SHE DIDN’T!!”

my grandmother always had labs until she hit her 60s. She realized that if they needed to get to the vet/ got hurt/ needed to be picked up for any reason that she wouldn’t be able to lift a 90+ pound dog anymore (especially after my grandfather died), but wasn’t about to be fur-free... so now she has little (awful)…

the only safe distance he’ll ever be from his family is 6 feet under ground.

and... what time of day was it? and what neighborhood? and were you walking with your keys in one fist and pepper spray in the other? and were you wearing shoes that would aid you in a fight/flight? and did you fight/fly? and did you take a picture of the alleged assailant with your camera phone? are you a virgin?

in the tinder cases the woman was clearly asking for it... I mean who swipes on a hook up site if not to hook up....

don’t forget catapults!

but maybe she filled them for him?

and Phoebe developed a baby voice.

I have an old man Jack Russell and he’d absolutely try to steal my port wine cheese... stomach issues be damned!

I like it on pretzels.